How to deal with a douche bag twin brother that won't leave me alone. (All the time.)?

[Bob]

Read the title.

*We don't look alike

He's a douche/jerk to pretty much everyone.

I have access to his phone and Facebook. (For the most part.)

How do I deal with him? (Or get revenge.)

CAN'T BE ANYTHING SUPER BAD. (Ex-Delete system32 on his computer.)

[Saffron]

Don't do anything to him, people who are mean usually get what they have coming to them

[Matt]

kick him in the nuts. that'll teach him.

[Michael]

kill him. There are several different wonderful and creative methods that you can do in your own home! try some of these:

>Rat poison in the shampoo
>replace toothbrush with nailgun
>train one of your pets to slowly nibble away at his neck while he sleeps
>one word: sarsparilla.
>replace his bed with a full grown male grizzly bear
>lock him in the cellar for five weeks. no food or water.

[Matt]

-Text one of your parents with his phone when they are at work (whichever is more strict) and say "Bring me home some F'n McDonald's"(or any other food that he likes).
-Go on his facebook and send a relationship request to another male that yo know is gay. XD
-Get all of his Friends on facebook Extremely mad at him by spamming EVERY ONE of his friends walls with about 10 "What's up?"
-1.Get a bucket 2.Go to a lake 3.Put lake water from the nastiest part of the lake into that bucket 4. Go home 5. After putting his toothbrush, combs and any other objects he uses into it pour the rest UNDER his mattress. 6. If you see anything dead on the way home put that under also
-Go on his phone and text all of his friends convincing them that he is gay
-Put Naugty photos all over his computer and get all upset and tell your parents in tears ;D
-You could viciously beat him then push him down the stairs so your parents think he fell.
Thats all i can think of now >.<