What websites have funny/ridiculously true quotes that i can use as my facebook status?

[Sophie]

They have to be appropiate websites because my family's on facebook.

Thank you!

[aaduu]

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. --Kathryn Carpenter

Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. --Buddha
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself. --Doug Horton
The essential question is not, "How busy are you?" but "What are you busy at?" --Oprah Winfrey
Watch the little things; a small leak will sink a great ship. --Benjamin Franklin
The best way to predict your future is to create it. --Peter Drucker
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours. --Swedish Prover
The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense. --Thomas Edison
Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you. --Frank Tyger

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. --Cary Grant
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. --American Proverb
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. --Wendy Wasserstein
Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it. --Buddha
To the question of your life you are the answer, and to the problems of your life you are the solution. --Joe Cordare

[Sweetie]

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Even though I'm one day further away from the last time I saw you, I'm one day closer to the next time I will.

Whenever you start thinking what other people think, you stop thinking.

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows. - Epictetus

Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything, and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way." ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out. - Art Linkletter

You must be willing to do the things today others don't do in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. - Anthony Robbins

[Kristy]

Flakebook - http://www.flakebook.com/category/status-updates/