What was your first experience with apple?

[Selena]

I'm doing this project on apple electronics. I wanna know when you had your first experience with an electronic from the apple company and what you did with that electronic.

[Alex M]

Well, I bought a Mac once. But while I was casually strolling past a Starbucks a horde of angry black men grabbed me dragged me inside. They forced me to grow an ironic beard and drink coffee while they were draining my father's credit card and making write idiotic comments on facebook all day.
When they were through with it I was homeless and broken down. Thankfully I found a PC in a dumpster and used it to become a successful businessman and later, the CEO of my own corporation.