What is a good comeback if someone says you're a "tool"?

[wittyfeast053]

If you are in highschool, and someone comments on your profile picture on facebook calling you a tool. what could I say?

[pace]

just be like, "you know how I do." it works for compliments and insults, it's great.

[colossalicicle879]

At least I'm useful.

[Koaliee]

Well you shouldn't have looked like one in the first place.

[whisperingborder692]

"Yes, I agree with your statement. I am indeed a tool. A tool whose function is to scrape the white cheesy discharge from your mother's vaginal cavity."

[Murky]

Well are you a tool? if you are im not helping. you really need to consider if peoples words have meaning to them and time to analyze yourself.

You could just absorb the insult and say your very handy at screwing people and your totally hammered.

[STEVIE G]

say yes i sure am but your a prick.

[Kaviani999]

"Yeah, I'm a screwdriver, so f&ck off before you get screwed."
Or, if you're a guy, "Yeah, a hammer, wanna get nailed?"