i can see the future...wanna know?

[Ryan]

Another topic helped me decided to post what I have seen thats instore for us the next 15 years...ill share some important and not so important details.....if you have questions feel free to ask and ill see if i can answer them....

Nintendo will try to help the u.s. ween itself off of oil by investing in super mario pipes however it will fail after a few years because oprah will become fat again and sue nintendo cause she cant fit down the pipes

......because of nintendo there will be a farming boom in mushrooms

Hawaii will have another eruption and the new island will look like the Wu-Tang Clan symbol from the sky

Michael moore, sean penn, and rosie o donell make a grand return after living in cuba for 5 years...no one reconzies michael or rosie since they only ate govt rationed beans for five years

Obama wins the noble peace prize again in 2024.....for what, no one knows

Bush jr becomes a pro boxer with floyd mayweather as his trainer...money may agreed to train him because he was impressed with bush's shoulder roll defense used to evade that flying shoe years back

Lady gaga reveals herself to really be marilyn manson

Nancy palosi (or however you spell it) is revealed to be michael jacksons sister

Joe pesci is serving time in prison for kicking justin biebers ass with a baseball bat while 'sugar sugar' by the archies is playing in the background

Nikki manji or whatever gets another personality.....her name is gagah and shes transexual

Another celebrity boxing show is held......

Joe pesci beats justin bieber in the main event.......the original main event was suppose to be a 5 vs 5 tag team match between n sync and back street boys but it wasnt discovered until later in the contract males could not hit females during the match

Rush limbaugh runs for president as a democrat in 2024 he loses to jessica simpson....the second female president

The first female is elected president in 2016...paris hilton

The economy recovers finally in 2018....the u.s. becomes the worlds largest exporter.....its main industries are farming of small dogs, hand bags, make up, and look like jersey shore kits

Herpes spreads like wild fire across the u.s. in 2013 after snooki releases another book infected with a biological strain of herpes

Rocky 7 comes out in 2019....after watching it people come away thinking they saw a sequel to one flew over the cuckoos nest

Tom cruises new formed company overtakes hersheys as the worlds largest fud....chocolate producer

Millie vanillie charts a new number 1 single

Vanilla ice takes over the spot 6 weeks later

4 weeks later will ferrell takes the top spot with his song "rico sauve remix"

Hulk hogan wrestles ric flair at wrestlemania 40 in a real handicap match

Jim brown returns for the nfl in 2014 for one season and donates all his money too charity

Jim brown runs for over 1000 yards in the 2014 nfl season

In 2014 tom brady shaves his head

In 2018 andy luck and cam newton are the.nfls top two qbs..........tim tebow becomes the highest paid punter in nfl history

In 2021 soccer over takes football as americas favorite sport....all the male fans in the audience at the world cup being held in america are wearing dresses

In 2016 tiger woods breaks jack Nicolas's record....he also breaks wilt chamberlains

Batman finally comes out of the closet.....robin finally goes in

Scream 5 comes out.......no one cares

Myspace makes a comeback

Pixar continues to make great children/family movies

Howard the duck 2 wins best picture in 2017

Garbage pale kids make a comeback in 2015

So does L.A gear

So does zubas

And finally......the world does not end on dec 21st 2012......the biggest story of the day is naked pics from selena gomez's phone go viral

Sry if there are any spelling errors, im on my cell.....plus in 2025 all college text books are written in the form of "twitter"
no one named Joesph david...thats weird....i found someone named josephine david however

baltimore vs atlanta or san fran.....depends on something else.........

look at the large numbers on the tag under your couch

[Joseph David]

If you really can see the future tell me if there will be any body called Joseph David.Also tell me who will win the next super bowl.

[Thank You]

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[Bob]

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[Victor]

We all can see the future; the fact is, we have been living on it all our live, and we want a diferent one.