Poll: What is a funny facebook status about my sister needing a Valentine?

[Guitar Splash]

I want to post something about my sister needing a Valentine. It's a joke and I want it to be really funny. So here's what I got so far: Since Valentine's Day is coming up, my sister needs a Valentine! Any takers? She likes long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, ......
And I cannot think of anything else... can you please help me!? Thanks so much!

[♫ ηicole ♫]

"Win a date with my fabulous sister _____ ! She'll give you chocolates AND flowers and make your day extra special! Win a chance at her heart now, just comment below!<3"

[Chad]

Since Valentine's Day is coming up, my sister needs a Valentine! Any takers? She likes long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, (Insert favorite singer here), video games, hot guys, having fun and pretty much anything! hit her up (Insert sisters facebook name here).

[Sabeen Mumtaz]

My sister put "Who wants to be my valentine" as her status on Facebook......................and no one responded.