How can I delete my facebook status and post's history?

[relievedtoothpaste929]

I have facebook statues dating back to February 2008 that I don't want my girlfriend to see, they are quite embarrassing and if she read them I think she'd end it with me.

I go on a two week vacation later tonight and do not have access to facebook in work all day until 5 or 10 minutes at home tonight.

I need to remove these quickly. My laptop and internet are not even close enough to deleting all I require.

[Christian]

DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK!!!
lol.

[calmlamp243]

If she is a friend on Facebook. You have will have to remove them manually.
If she isn't a friend yet, you can set your privacy settings to your wall visibility to "friends only" which means only your friends can read your messages.

[Alexander]

and if she is your friend you could go to privacy settings and there where is see "Posts by me
Default setting for posts, including status updates and photos"- choose custom and add exception - her name :-)