How can i make my mom really mad?

[9]

seriously. like. i hate her so much right now. im not talking to her. i blocked her on facebook. i was really close to her and now i just want to make her mad. what can i do? (without going crazy like cutitng myself or anything)

[Anna C]

i vote for growing up and not acting like a child.

[☮]

tell her she remindes u of ur grandma.

[Dr. Acula]

tell her your a terrorist? hell idk

[ToNi]

"I blocked her on facebook" LMAO Um, ok?

Get pregnant. If you're a guy, take a piss on her car.

[Jan]

well here are some popular options:

1. become a bisexually gay lesbian
2. start gagging yourself, but not like a throw up gag, like a drys heaved.
3. start dressing like a lesbians

[Ed]

Why do you want to make her mad so bad? Anyway, yelling random cuss words when she's near you should work fine.

[Kristen]

idk

[Viper]

This is seriously the most imature question I have ever read.
Find something positive to consume yourself with. Plenty of people out there to hate, don't make your mom one of them. After all, she did wipe your ass for u when u couldn't. Give her some credit for that.

[VG]

ask one of your friends to call your house with *67 and say that its a free clinic or plan parenthood, and that they have your pregnancy test results.