My brother left his facebook account open. What should I put as his status?

[swoozie97]

He's friends with some respectable people (my grandmother, dad, mum etc) so I don't want anything inapropriate since he's almost 22 and can probably through me as far as the moon if he wanted to. What should I write?

[Brittany Mayer]

I've decided to let everyone know that I appreciate a good facial and love smegma

[Serge]

how about a real question ? and not waste our time ?

[Jake Held]

This account was not hacked, it didn't need to be...the user left it open for me to corrupt. Therefore I am letting everyone know that if you want free money, get on the computer after he has checked his back account. Maybe he will do the same there :-)

[¡Sarita!]

I'm a TRUE Belieber in JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

[Smelly Cat]

Sometimes I pretend I'm a carrot

[Iratebedroom358]

Just write something like "I wish I was as cool as *tag yourself here*"
Comment writing "*tag yourself here* was here"
It's not offensive, but it shows that you've written on his status, and that he should take more measures to protect his account.