I need a good facebook status to pissmy girlfriend off?

[Andrew]

My girlfriend has been hanging out with this guy lately, and she knows I'm mad about something. But she doesn't know what. I need a good Facebook status that she will see, and that will Piss her off

[Ab]

That's immature.

[?]

You're pissed off because she's been hanging out with a friend, who happens to be a guy? And you're not even mature enough to tell her what the problem is, and to make it worse you want to make a Facebook status to piss her off .... Are you four?

I feel sorry for her, you're a right immature little twit. Just break up with her.

[Baker]

You should say something like "Found a girl in the library today. so i decided not to hangout with anyone besides her. She's all that i need."
and if you guys break up, like her change from in a relationship to single.