Super funny facebook status about sister needing a Valentine?

[Guitar Splash]

I want to post something about my sister needing a Valentine. It's a joke and I want it to be really funny. So here's what I got so far: Since Valentine's Day is coming up, my sister needs a Valentine! Any takers? She likes long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, ......
And I cannot think of anything else... can you please help me!? Thanks so much!

[Missy]

Roses are red, But someone is blue
My sister is single, Are you?
She needs a date so what do you say?
Take her out this Valentines day?

[Terri]

If you are trying to pick on her you could also make it sound like a pet add:

Likes long walks on the beach (no leash necessary)
Romantic Dinners (soft or dry food)
Is very affectionate when petted
Looks great in jewelry (flea collar working great)
Loves a variety of sports including catching balls, frisbees, sticks
Loves cars, and riding with her head out the window....

[Sabeen Mumtaz]

My sister put "Who wants to be my valentine" as her status on Facebook......................and no one responded.