Really random funny weird things for my friends about me?

[Jasmine]

hahaha so basically i know my friends facebook password and im going to change her about me as a joke,
so far i have

hello earthlings !
i like potatoes.


and then im all out hahahahaa

any ideas ?

))))
hahahahhaa.

[Jasmine]

Hello, Earthlings!
I like potatoes.
I have an Asian chipmunk named Poco.
He has one eye and an extra testicle.
I enjoy frolicking.
I eat my mother's ham.

Wow, that's random...

[happyelbow004]

hello earthlings
i like potatoes
my budgie is stuck in my orbit
i just chewed the arm of my sofa
the pencil fairies are on their honeymoon behind one of my paintings
and i now have a purple carrot sticking out my left ear = )