How do i tell my pregnant gf i want to break up with her?

[fattiger662]

Sorry child, but if she conceived on the 4th of july she would not know about her pregnancy yet. The baby is not yours. She would be 2 weeks and 4 days pregnant. Have you ever heard of someone saying that they are 2 weeks pregnant or even 3 weeks? No. I can't believe no one else caught that.

[deafeningday360]

She aint prego yet. You been played my friend

[supastr_inc]

Aww bub *hugs*
okay definitely tell your father, and even if he gets mad at least he'll understand that you're asking for his help. how old is your gf? sweety you're too young to be a father, and I think she'll appreciate if you tell her that.
remember that half of the reason she's probably so pissed is BECAUSE she's pregnant. pregnant women are biiiiiitchy. It's just a fact, don't let anyone tell you differently. They're smug and bitchy.
If you wanna lose contact with her you'll need to sit her down and explain that it's not her fault but that it's not your fault either- both of you made a mistake (pressumably?). If she wants to keep it, that's her decision but you can't be a part of it, and you're very hurt by how she's treating you.
Just be honest with her and tell her that it's neither of your faults, but that it definitely is a mistake you both made together- which is the kind of thing that tells you you shouldn't be together anymore- but that you still think the world of her and that it's going to be very hard to move away and start over without her. Just go slow, maybe ask parents to get involved. If you try to handle it on your own she may think that you're starting to be "mature" enough to handle it.. if you ask for help from parents etc then that's a definite sign that you're not ready.
Remember- she's pregnant, tell her thoroughly and sincerely how you feel.
A small tip- don't bring a present if you can see it hurting you if it gets thrown at you. Try not to stress her out too much because that can cause harm to the baby.

Edit: I just re-read your question. it's WAY too soon for her to know she's pregnant! I mean, like, almost impossible. If she took a pregnancy test, she should know you can get false positives.
Pff, if she's getting mad at you this early when you can't even tell properly if she's pregnant, she's a bitch. and please don't listen to everyone else telling you how bad a person you are. They're all douchebags.