What is a good response to "Google must be a woman, it knows everything."?

[john]

My sister just updated her Facebook status with this and I want to have a clever come back but I can't think of anything. Any suggestions???

[panda]

Google is a genderless mystical hybrid angel-elephant! Everyone knows that.

[Vieux Charles]

Then the answerers at Yahoo must all be dudes.

EDIT: Jessica, it's not sexist. From a woman's perspective it's a self-deprecating double entendre.

I'd tell your sister that Firefox is a better woman. She's way hotter and has never burned you with a virus.

[Dr Strangelove]

But google doesn't give you blowjobs for 2 bucks, unlike you, my whore-sister.

[ana2rosa2003]

Your sister is right.

[InvisibleMan]

Wait till she's out of 6th grade. Young kids don't take criticism to well.

[henry]

lol

[Atheist1965]

It doesn't know everything - it doesn't know that Google is not a woman.

It also thinks Justin Bieber IS a woman - so if it is a woman it is not a very smart one.

[Hugo]

Tell her Google may be feminine, but Sergey Brin, a man, invented it!

[mr. chao]

"It obviously doesn't know how to get off the computer and make me a fukcing sandwich."