What are some clever/funny facebook statuses?

[Watch Out for the Nargles!]

I'm a girl and I'm looking for some funny, clever facebook statuses =) Thanks!

[Milly Mack]

brb going to narnia

[Stephanie]

Go to iconator.com, and look under the categories. I know you'll find something you'll like. ;D

[Jessica]

All true wisdom can be found on T-shirts

I think it was the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank WHAT?"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they leave him there?

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
(I don't know if that one still makes sense, though)

You! Out of the gene pool! Now!

I'm not suffering from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Time is relative, especially lunch time.