What should I post as a Facebook status to let girls know I am single?

[IAskIAnswer]

I am not the greatest looking, popular or smartest guy around but I need to know what status I can post to tell the girls I am single and looking for a relationship without making it to obvious that I am looking for a girlfriend. Please no rude comments.
No my good sir I am not in bad shape. I have a form of autism and I have issues talking to people in the real world. Thank you sir, for paying attention to my mental illness.

[Kay]

Just turn your relationship status on your profile into "single". Announcing your hunt for women in a regular status is way too obvious.

[Adam]

If your "about me" section says your single, then you don't need to post a desperate sounding status. Why don't you go meet someone in the real world?

[Jack]

3 more bases to go!

[Devin]

Make your relationship status "single"..

If they still arent flocking to you, try changing your pic

[Nonya]

You can change your relationship status to "single" and it should pop up on their feed or you can post something like: "Lol can't wait for that special girl in my life to come along, so I can surprise her with cute messages" or something like that.

[lola]

Hmm i dunno, how about "got tickets to watch_____any girls intrested?"
That way you can tell if any girls wanna date with you but i dunno lol...

[candice]

dont jus change your rellationship status to single if they are interested they will check your profile and notice youre single

[Robert]

Uh, Available?

[T]

I usually put stuff like baby u cant love me until u learn to love your self. but until u do i,ll be by the bar thinking of u...some chick usually starts liking my stats after and its a matter of time before a convo starts between us your own your own from there.