LADIES: What is the Most Funniest Tease You've Got From Guy?

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You know how guys and girls play with each by making teasing comments. What are some of the most funniest comments you've got that upset you a little, yet made you laugh a lot. Or, just made you laugh or amused you. It could be from a guy you've just met, a friend, or male relative.

[Elizabeth Gracee]

Hmmmmm..i don't know if this is an actual one..Lol
but me and my ex boyfriend were hanging out and we were walking and i was bein reall slow.
So he turned to me and said "COME ON FAT ASS ! I JUST HAD MY 30TH BIRTHDAY" xD
it made me laugh.

[J]

he called me fat

[Katelyn.]

My guy friend and I were talking one day, and so I used the word "Pwned" incorrect. I said it as "Pawned" not "Powned", so he corrected me.
Later on, on Facebook; he writes on my wall teasing me about it and I'm like "Shut up xD", later on I ask him how I pronounce it; he's like "It's like the word owned with a p in front of it." so then I said "Alright then, it's pronounced Powned?" and then he said "Now it looks like the word pound."
Oh my.