What's a good Facebook status when you're bored at home and your girlfriend is blowing you off?

[bonn]

is pissed and pissing off

[Mitsuko]

HAHA I thought this meant - "What's a good FB status whilst my girlfriend sucks me off" hahahahahahaha.
Well, uhm, relative to my misconeptions, you could write 'I wish my girlfriend was blowing me off, but not in the way she did today'

[Penguinz Chao]

Yes exactly! I need the same thing. It is annoying.

[Sassy]

You should make your status: I thought I had plans but it turns out I don't, does anyone want to hang out?

[auggie]

gettings things ready to start the new year!! woo hoo, txt me cause i wont be online

[solo]

instead of blowing me off y didnt u blow me XD

[Lila]

I usually put a hysterical status on facebook and when i want to let someone know that they've done wrong i say from the deep of my heart.

"Having a blast without you, have fun doing (whatever shes doing) without me."
"So next time you want to hang out, ill just go chill with the guys."

Im not really sure but i hope this helps.
~Lila

[Melvs]

My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect

[Duff]

pissed off... :|

[Cat]

My penis spends more time with my girlfriend than I do... thanks (her name here)