Clever facebook status aimed at an ex best friend?

[lovely llamas]

"My mommy always said to give my old toys to the less unfortunate!"

"So you like my ex?Want to have the other leftovers from my sandwich as well?

[blurrytree]

If you are thinking of doing this then i can only imagine all the other things that are consuming your time.

Seriously, just move on you are going to wear yourself out if you continue down this path.

At the very least send her an email, keep it short and too the point and be done with it. Don't rely on an obscure face book status she may never see or understand to do your "dirty work".

[♥Barbiee♥x]

hahaha i love subtly insulting statuses! i never use them tho because i dont bother with people who annoy me anymore lol
hmmmm u could try:
"[insert her name here], i saved you some of my dinner from last night.. i know how much u like my leftovers."
i thought of another one but i just forgot it.. lol
maybe something along those lines tho x

[Megranda :D]

- A backstabber is like a penny- two faced, and worthless

- Stab me in the back, trust grows slowly, but dies so fast

- I saved you whats left of my lunch, i hear you enjoy my leftovers

- Friends help you through the rough times, not put you through them