My FREAKIN' BROTHER'S CONVERSATION?

[Walter Melon]

How can I make my metallic aqua Corsa car more GIRLY so that when I go to university, he won't be saying "its actually my sister's car but it'll be mine eventually " ---> which is what I found he said on his twitter when I hacked onto his smartphone! HA!

( In fact his conversation continued with this b*tc* he knows because she replies to the above saying, "she wants me", and then him going "you wish", so she goes "haha I actually don't!", then he says "thank god".... ERM excuse me, just PLAIN RUDE, SO HOW DO I GET BACK AT HIM?! )
well it's not my fault for being concerned and checking his stuff, after walking into his bedroom to find him hastily closing a window on his computer which I clearly saw was p_o_r_n. His browsing history listed sites like zoo, nuts, and god knows what else...

[Random Person]

Put itching powda in his undies.

[Zen]

Well the fact that you have invaded your brothers privacy makes you wrong in this whole situation. Why dont you want your brother to have this car when you are done with it anyway? You seem a little on the rude side yourself. Two wrongs do not make a right.

[LadyRaven]

I agree with the guy above me. Why did you invade your brother's privacy? It is none of your business what he write to others. How would you like it if he invaded your privacy? What is the deal with making the car more "girly"? If it will be your brother's car eventually, you shouldn't worry about it. Sounds to me you are being spiteful and childish. Grow up.

It makes me wonder what exactly your brother might find on your smartphone or computer. Might prove to be interesting. If you have so little regard for your brother's privacy I hope he repays your curiosity.

[D Q]

do what they did in the sopranos stick a snooker cue up his ass haaaa