If you were able to hack into BBC News and write a 'Breaking News' headline, what would you write?

[Poppy4417]

Remember there's twitter, facebook and other social networking sites, so whatever you write could get the whole world talking about it!
So, if you ever got the chance what would be your 'Breaking News' headline?

Something to do with sports? Music? Celebrities? Government and politics?

[BNP Paul]

I would post this, because there's not a hope in hell of the BBC reporting it.
http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/news/local/e..._1_3371382

Not saying they're biased or anything, but if a Muslim had been beaten up by EDL members three days before Eid, it would be all over the news for days.

[PATCH]

Ed Miliband comes fourth in a private opinion poll among members of his family in answer to the question: “Who would make the best leader of the Opposition?” Ed is pipped to the post by his brother David, his son Samuel and their new Airedale puppy, Kipper.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran guest-edits the Today programme, during which several homosexuals are stoned to death live on air, just before Garry with the sports news.

The energy secretary Chris Huhne announces the sites for 1m new wind turbines, including new state-of-the-art, coal-fired versions that work when there is no wind.

Several women in Saudi Arabia are beheaded for “having been a bit arsey over who should have the TV remote control”,

The government’s new coal-fired wind turbines are revealed to be slightly less environmentally friendly than the Exxon Valdez. Chris Huhne denies responsibility, claiming it was done while he wasn’t looking, by his ex-wife

Heavy winds have brought chaos to Britain and destroyed the remaining wind turbines. Climate change activists insist that the winds are the consequence of global warming, which can be averted only by the construction of more wind turbines.

[PATCH]

Senior Royal lies on a hospital trolly in a corridor for over 12 hours.

[bgee2001ca]

It Would be


BBC news hacked and now makes sense.

[dick.thepenman]

Left wing bias on state broadcaster to be outlawed

[Jack H]

"Cameron finds his social conscience under the bed, now admits all bankers are ba5tards"

[faithfulgrain356]

"Lawrence suspects cleared, offered 1 million compensation"

[Goat Whacker]

Elvis is Not Dead, he's working in a Kebab Shop in Belfast.

[John Galt]

Classified "Operation Ore " documents exposed Tony Blair and Gordon Brown arrested for global child trafficking ring.