What is the most BS real job title you've heard of?

[Jesse Pinkman - Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way]

I know a girl who is a “Social Media Consultant.” She’s a very cute girl and makes a lot more money than I do, telling old white guys how to use facebook, twitter and other social media websites. Seriously, she doesn’t know SQL, HTML, C++, she just sets up their pages and facebook, maintains them and charges over $150 an hour.

[Jesse Pinkman - Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way]

Model... Especially when it comes to catwalks...

[rotor dan]

politician

[Ken]

that you said

[Tommyboo]

Housewife/househusband(if such a thing exists). Its not a job looking after your own nest. Most mammals do it

[My Evil Twin]

i was a "agricultural commodities broker" for a while...

then i saved up enough money i didn't need the pot "fronted" to me anymore.