What would you name six girls: awful edition?

[Ivory Keys]

Shiloh Trixibelle
La-a Chair
Willow Hermione
Harold Twitter
Klawwdeighyuh Amsterdam
Nylene Starla Rayven

Edit: The traditional boys names are only bad because the question asks what to name six GIRLS. Lol.

[ella]

1. Suri Trixibelle
2. Lovely Table
3. Leaf Hermione
4. Matthew Twitter
5. Soapheighugh Australia
6. Nevaeh Trashington

Suri, Lovey, Leafy, Mattie, Soaph, Evie

Oh what joy

- Ella

[Sydney♥]

Shiloh Fifi
Neveah Bed
Skye Renesmee
Matthew Twitter
Soapheighugh Australia
Audyn Sienna

[Em.]

Shiloh Trixibelle
Naveah Chair
Willow Renesmee
Luke Myspace
Jewlieghanne Otario

[Noelle]

1-Suri Muffin( I like the name Suri and Muffin is my favorite sweet food)
2-Lovely Couch
3-Skye Hermione( I love hermione from harry potter)
4-Luke Facebook( I love the name Luke for a boy like you too)
5-Soapheighugh Australia(nickname Soap? )
6-Areynasalina Lunaranara ?

[Khia]

• Shiloh Fifi
• Lovely Chair (Oh dear, this one is terrible)
• Willow Hermione (I don't mind this name so much. I don't hate the name Willow, and I've always associated Hermione with Shakespeare rather than Harry Potter [although I am a fan])
• Matthew Myspace ( ... )
• Soapheighugh Ontario (No words.... no words...)

[asdf]

1* Shiloh Fifi "Shia"
2* Nevaeh Chair "Neve"
3* Skye Renesmee
4* William Myspace "Willa"
5* Jewlieghannne Ontario "Jewel"
6* Charlotte Elise "Lottie"

Shia, Neve, Skye, Willa, Jewel & Lottie.

[Nametag]

Suri Muffin
Lovely Table - haha
Skye Hermione
William Twitter
Soapheighugh Los Angeles
Schmoopy Gaga

~ Suri, Lovely, Skye, Will, Soapy, and Schmoop ~

After some staring, I finally figured out that Soapheighugh was supposed to be Sophia, but with that spelling I wouldn't be able to resist calling her Soapy.
As for Schmoopy - I actually once saw this name in a baby name book. I was deeply saddened by the thought that people may actually call their daughters Schmoopy.

[gabriela anaâ„¢]

• Suri Trixibelle
• Neaveh Chair
• Raine Hermione
• Matthew Twitter "Mattie"
• Jewlieghannne Australia "Anna"
• Poet India Wednesday

Suri, Nevaeh, Raine, Mattie, Anna, & Poet ♥

[Maureen]

1) Shiloh Fifi
2) Lovely Chair
3) Skye Peeta (because he's hot ok)
4) Matthew Twitter (in hopes that people would call her Matti)
5) Jewlieghannne Australia