What are some funny things I could tweet?

[Jess]

I want to tweet some unique and funny stuff on twitter. Also follow me on twitter @jeswilson7

[Liz]

And yea, as it was fortold, when the legions of the damned have convened for their final dark gathering, it was Her voice that rang through the demonic choir. In what can only be described by the darkest of minds as the laughter of one thousand tortured children, She gave out her final command to the conquering hordes. "Go forth," She said "and see mine own will done, and thus it will be their own undoing." As it was commanded by Her, it has been done unto the world, and shall never be undone.

Btw - The "putting on lipbalm" picture was cute and clever!

[Kieron Exley]

If we tell you, it wont be unique now, would it?

Just tweet things people your age talk about, try to involve yourself in it, involve yourself..

People always find it funny or interesting when you embarrass yourself in a comedic way..

I have no idea

@Kieroonexley

[Tatyana]

here is a funny one

I'm beating my previous record for number of consecutive days alive.