Fellow atheists, does anyone know where the next satanic meeting will be held?

[Fascinating...]

For some reason I'm not getting the twitter feed

[going ftw]

yea, on halloween.

[Mr Deer]

Yes. Satanists that have meetings somewhere know it.

[Smilingfamily957]

A week from next Wensday, Be sure to Show up, We need a virgin to slice up on the alter.

[Theophilous]

Your place. Tonight. Around seven. You are supposed to have a devils food cake for dessert. Beelzabubba is bringing the pasta salad, and Marty is bringing the chips and dip. Kurt promised to bring some soda and mentos for a few laughs.

[GOD]

Idk I haven't gone to any for awhile. Ever since it was my turn to be God.

[Pirates are Godly]

Make sure the virgin is a pretty young female, btw.

[fatmarble303]

You're a damn Christian trying to get footage on us, aren't you? Otherwise you'd know twitters the angels work, and Facebook's our friend (that we shall later eat alive).