Fun things to make my status of Facebook?

[Jessica]

A lot of people make there status's fun things such as the following:
Like this and ill tell you what i think of you.
Like this and you will be in my info box.
First one to like this, ill marry you on facebook.
Like this and ill tell you our best memory.
Like this and ill tell you who you look good with.

Can you think of anymore fun game-like status's like these?

[Todd]

Like this if you're a desperate attention whore.

[haha(:]

first one to like this, you will get bukkaked
first one to like this gets to suck my cock(;

[Juan Felipe]

''BrilliantPUA is probably the best thing that has ever happened to you"

[Amber]

LIKE this status if your my friend, COMMENT on this if we have memories together and MESSAGE me if you'd ever had a crush on me and copy/paste this into your status if you're brave enough