Funny and random things I can say to a friend on twitter?

[Anna Williams]

What are some funny and random things I can say to a friend on twitter?

[Megz]

Be creative.

things like:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! hi

or you cud write up some lyrics of a song you and your friend like.

You could say: I bet you are reading this right now. (That one always works)

Have fun with it. XD

[Bladimir]

Here are 5 things i know you can say:
1: I saw a poor old lady fall down on the sidewalk this morning. At least I think she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.

2: Target. The Wal-mart for people who think they are too good to shop at Wal-mart.

3: Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?

4: You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.

5: A hobo is one hardcore camper.
I Hope You Liked At Least One. :-)