What are other facebook statuses i could post like these?

[ashley]

Like this and I'll tell what I like about
you, dislike about you, my first impression and one confession.

other statuses like this. Please give me as many as you can find. Also i would like a good facebook status site. Thank you.

[bahbahblacksheep]

no idea what you are asking, sorry. try to clarify.

[Kate S]

is in a relationship with ___ but secertly loves ___ who is married to ___ who is having an affair with ___ because ___ cheated with ___.

What is your Superhero name? (2nd favorite color + favorite drink, and add "THE" at the beginning) Please comment below.

Your Gangster Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Please comment below.

"POKE me if you've ever had a crush on me.
LIKE this status if you think I'm a good friend. MESSAGE me if
you've ever wanted to date me and COMMENT if we have had any good
memories. Now let's see who's brave enough to copy and paste this as
their status. (:"

1st person to like this, I will comment on your wall
at least twice a week. The 2nd person to like this, your last name will
be my last name for a week. The 3rd person can dare me to do one thing.

is that what your looking for?