What are other facebook statuses i could post like these?

[Star]

Like this and I'll tell what I like about
you, dislike about you, my first impression and one confession.

other statuses like this. Please give me as many as you can find. Also i would like a good facebook status site. Thank you.

[Adam]

facebook is gay; myspace needs to be brung back from the dead

[jeffrophin]

like this status and ill put make your name as my middle name for a month


i got 45 likes and i never put any1s name as my middle name lolzezydoapfuhasdiopfh

[-- Jay ღ]

-- like this status & i'll rate you
-- like this status & i'll tell you what song comes to mind when i think of you
-- put your number in my inbox and i might just call or text you. put this as your status and see how many numbers you get
-- poke me if you ever wanted to go with me , like this status if you think im cute , inbox me if you've ever had a crush on me , copy this to your status.
-- like this status and i'll inbox you something i always wanted to say to you ; caution not holding anything back put this as your status