What is a funny Facebook status that will get a lot of likes?

[A person]

My Facebook statuses were very funny this week but no one likes them. I mean, I got comments, but i want likes. Help?

[Rico]

I personally dont use or care about facebook. Or if anyone 'likes' my status lol.

But i guess you could put something like.

My friend just called me saying he was suicidal and on the edge... should i Poke him or no?

[katracho4]

I wanted something funny for my wall so I went to Yahoo Answers for one!


tip: Be spontaneous, don't try too hard. It will give you better results on your quest to be "popular"

[me]

"I just pooped"

[Nick]

Please give me some likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[<{^â—¡^}>]

I hacked my friend's facebook and I put as his status:

"I found out that I really really like peanut butter."
It got 27 likes. I was like o___O
So...yeah.

[Mona]

Just write something. Don't be stupid. Facebook doesn't matter.

[Viki]

I am an alien.

[Tina Babalo]

Use http://www.WittyStatus.com on Facebook or Statue Shuffle.

[Just-Me]

Here is a couple good sites for FaceBook Statuses.

http://statusforfacebook.com
http://statuscrave.com