How can I convince my dad to let me get a fb?

[Grace]

I really want a fb but my dad won't let me get one without me friending him! Hes really controling like he wont let me talk to my guy friends and freaks out when i say things like damn, so i dont wanna be his friend! I'm 15 ad I don't do anything bad I just don't want him stalking my friends. I've had a twitter for like a year without him knowing so should I do that with fb and how?

[Arrogantfeast995]

If I were you, I would agree to his terms and make a facebook account with a cute little kitten as the profile. Then, add all your friends (only girls, though), message them every now and then, post a few things, etc. etc. Then, gradually stop using it. After that, wait a couple of weeks so he is thoroughly convinced you have grown bored of facebook. Then you can create another facebook with a cute nickname, like Jessy Girl if your name's Jessica, or something along those lines. Also, use a picture that shows very little of your face, like a close up of your eyes. That way he can't track you down as easily. Inform your friends about this new change in facebook accounts, and add as many as you want. Also, change your password often so there is no way for your father to sneak in and look at your new account, and always be sure to log off the real account, but leave the old, fake one on so he doesn't grow suspicious.