Funny tweet help for my parody account on Twitter?

[Alexis]

So I made a parody account for my favorite singer, and he's in his teens and he's all innocent and kind so I decided to make an account where I'm a ghetto, badass version of him. I've been on a role for quite a while with a lot of tweets, but i'm starting to run out of ideas. Any hilarious tweets that are either ghetto or badass, or i guess both? thank you so much, more than one tweet in one comment would be so appreciated

[Intrépïd]

Yo n!gga, I like yo shirt

Edit: Yahoo likes censorship

I don't know lol