Nosy Uncle story! HELP!?

[Jack]

All my uncles are succesfull except one... And it's probably no coincidence that he's the nosey one I'm talking about. Before I start know that I have a Middle-Eastern family and things like Facebook are bad. So he looks up all his neices and nephews names on Twitter and Facebook to find out secrets that can be used against us. This kid that I hated made an account of me two years ago called "(My real name) the Terrorist" because I'm Middle-Eastern and posted the usual stuff "I'm gay" ect. And my uncles finds it, prints ALL the pages out, gets a clipboard for it, and gives it to my dad's older brother (of course he didn't give it to my dad because A: He's a chicken shit or B: He want's everyone to think I'm a gay guy with a Twitter. Btw I'm straight and when my wedding comes he's not invited since he shouldn't be expecting it. I wanted to kill myself when that kid made that account and here my uncle is haunting me with it TWO YEARS LATER! My dad got pist but believed me cause he knows the truth especially my mom she just felt sad for me. He went to my school once and picked my grades up and played it off as if he was my dad in the office. I know this because the secretarys said my dad came by when my dad was in San Diego and also because after I was told this he kept asking about my grades everytime I saw him knowing they weren't good everytime I saw him. He's does this to ALL his brother's kids but me the most. Fun fact: 5 years ago he was everybody's favorite uncle. He was the 'fun' one. Pft! How can I deal with this? I can't confront that's very rude in my family? Ignore it?

[Kay]

Entertain him. He wants attention. Use this to your advantage. "Hey uncle, my grades aren't good, will you tutor me?" LOL Involve him. You'll either fund common ground or you'll annoy him enough that he'll stay clear of you! Make him your favorite uncle again... see how it goes...