Good twitter bios Please?

[H]

I need a good twitter bio rather than just follow me. I dont want to stupid be true to your self crap like don't stop dreamin ok they are just annoying in 16 and I want something funny smart witty even but something grown up the best I could think of was every night we fight to get a little high on life but that's on my Instagram I don't want it for my twitter as well but I want something like that cheers

[Nancy]

A popular bio is 'feel free to rape my follow button' but somehow i think that gets overdone a lot. try using a quotation from somewhere, maybe a band you like. It helps to gain followers by mentioning artists you like in your bio because then people feel they can relate to you, especially if they enjoy the same music as you. I think funny bio's are the best because they catch peoples eye and let followers know that you dont take things too seriously. Short and sweet is the best. Hope this helps and follow me if you can @_Naancyyy_
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