So people actually believe that the illuminati exists?

[Stef]

At first I thought that this was a viral joke. You know, just like how the world will end soon, just something for laughs.

But now I keep coming across serious questions of confused teenagers who think the illuminati is going to destroy the world on the 21st....

And this just freaks me out. Do I actually live my life with these types of people? With these clueless morons?

It forces me lose all hope in humanity....



The whole illuminati thing is just ridiculous. They keep saying that celebs are part of it because their music videos show hidden satanic symbols. Really?
Marketing strategies are obviously working a bit too well for those celebs....

Makes me wonder when Apple is going to join the illuminati haha. Samsung and HTC are gaining quite fast on them. Apple needs a new strategy asap.

[clay b]

I'm going to explain this one more time AND ONLY ONE MORE TIME,illuminati is a light bulb in a whorehouse and what really pisses me off,they cant even spell naughty!!!!!!

[Rose]

I'll give you a star for the entertainment.

[Obi Wan Knievel]

Geez, where have you been?

Every day, this place is flooded with kids who know for a fact that werewolves, vampires, mermaids and slender men are not only real, but alive and well and walking in our midst. We even get people putting their faith in Ouija boards, 11:11 wishes (don't ask, some facebook thing) and stories from fiction forums.

I won't even get started on this friggin' December 21st thing. No really, I won't. I asked if I should go ahead and blow up the planet on that day (just to shut the doomsdayers up), and the general consensus was no. So I agreed not to do it, of course. But did it shut them up? No, they stiffed me on the deal, just like I thought they would.

No respect at all, I tell ya.

[?]

god and the silly man with the funny hat the pope do not exists