How do I get back at my douche of a cousin for what he did?

[purringkitten483]

I was taking a shower when I heard that douche come into the bathroom and swipe my clothes, he made me chase after him in only a towel. Then when he finally stopped he took my towel. I had to find my clothes in the front porch and there were a bunch of people there pointing and going "Oh my god," I want to get him so bad for that

[zealouschicken548]

two wrongs don't make a right...

[CJ]

1. Tie a rope or a long piece of strong string through his underwear while hes sleeping.
2. Run as fast as you can out the room, close the door while pulling.
3. Don't stop til he crys or begs you to stop.

This will result on giving him a super wedgie. Since hes a guy it would hurt his balls and he could get the same amount of pain that equals to your embarassment.

But really though, thats some straight up, weird perverted shit. o_o

[BINGO]

Yeah. I'd have to agree. Retaliating will only make things worse.

[Rayann]

i love revenge i have two ideas first of all get a stuffed animal and put it near him while he is sleeping then take a picture and put it on Facebook or twitter or whatever u use. second when his door is closed put toothpaste under it and step on the toothpaste and it explodes everywhere good luck

[R MOORE]

Wait till he is sleeping then dip his forefinger into a glass of cold water.
He will unknowingly pee himself!!
LMFAO