What is the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

[john]

In Soviet Russia, Comrade Stalin, with consent of workers, can crush your tiny american system. Have nice day.

[Kaiser]

Liberals believe that individuals are collectively responsible for the welfare of the entire community. Thus more programs to help the entire community means that higher taxes and bigger government is needed to oversee the programs.
Pro-choice
Equality
Feminism
Affirmative Action
Gun Regulation
Social Help
Insurance that covers all
Support welfare program
Separation of church and state-No religion in schools
Against the death penalty
Regulated Market





Conservatives believe that individuals are responsible for themselves, and that the community benefits from the efforts of the individuals acting in their interests. Thus less governmental programs, less taxes, and less government is the goal.
Pro-life
Equality takes a back seat
Patriarchal
Believe there is reverse racism in affirmative action
No Gun Regulation
No social help
No separation of church and state
Religion in public schools
Support the death penalty
Free Market

[socialistpb]

Both conservatives and liberals support capitalism, a system based on class ownership of the means of production, production for profit, and exploitation of the vast majority by a small class of capitalists.

But conservatives seem to make more absurd remarks about what liberals supposedly believe than vice versa.

I don't know what the part of your question starting 'In Soviet Russia' has to do with anything.

[Jake]

Fuck you you little mother fucker. You sit on your fuck ass all day long, and you fucking write shit on everyone's questions. Why don't you take your little tit tawating ass, and go fuck yourself!

[Menard K]

Both the Donkey & Elephant are corrupt to the bone!
BOTH support WARS OF AGGRESSION
BOTH support Hand-outs to Corporations "too big to fail"
BOTH support Anti-Constitutional laws like the Patriot UNNATURAL ACT.

So what is to say "different"

its a sick sad world!