Good ways to get revenge on a cheating partner (Extreme revenge - No limits)?

[¢σяя вℓιмєу]

I've found a few good ideas online so far but I'm after some more. I want them to be as creative and as extreme as possible.

Here are a few I've found online:
1. Urinate into her steam Iron so her clothes smell of p***
2. Send a pair of her knickers with a love letter to male relative of hers
3. Change all the names and numbers on her mobile so dirty texts etc go to her fathers phone
4. Use her car for a joyride in her works carpark and make lots of damage for the CCTV
5. Set up a new social media profile with facebook, twitter, etc and give her a new personality
6. Use her toothbrush to clean the toilet
7. Buy a homeless mans boxer-shorts and socks and put them in with her underwear (or in her handbag) (Or make her a drink and filter it through the crutch area.) NASTY!!! Haha

These are the best ones I could find. It doesn't matter how disgusting it be, in fact, the worst the better.

[Irish Las✞]

Ask yourself this... Why bother? I know you hate what she has done, but be the better person and rise above it. You may just regret it later on, doing those things. I KNOW you feel hurt but remind yourself that she isn't worth it, isn't worth the fight. Rise above it, find someone else and move on. DO NOT act now as you are obviously steaming and may just take it tooooo far!
I believe life and Karma deals with every person, so leave her with that and I'm sure she will pay. Besides, if you ignore her and move on, that will be the biggest pain and guilt infest to her! I know you're hurt, but Karma deals with evil like that.

[Elisa]

Make her date you again

[FreshT]

When she is away on holiday - sprinkle mustard and cress seed around her plsce and water it so that it germinates into her carpets and furniture.

Fill her car with quick drying cement.

Pour sand/sugar into her fuel tank.

If she works - make up a cv from her linkedin profile and send to lots of recruitment agents with her bosses phone number provided for references.

Subscribe to as many free fetish clothing and sex aids catalogues as you can, in her name, and hsve them sent to her place of work or parents house.

[Erin]

Leave him alone and cut him off. Silence is the best revenge

[DA GOAT]

have sex with friends and family of his

[Penela]

I read an article years ago about a husband who dumped his wife for his mistress. The wife was kicked out of thier marital home and the mistress moved in. But before the wife left, she bought some prawns, unscrewed the knob at the end of the curtain rod and stuffed the prawns in there.

The smell quickly became rancid and the husband and mistress had to move out of the house cos it was too much to bear. Nobody had a single clue where the smell was coming from, as it was so well hidden.

I don't know whether this is a true story or not, but it sounds bloody good to me! Ha!

[Darl Idiot]

when your woman runs off with another man , the best revenge you can get is to let him keep her

[NONAME]

I'd say:

1) Separate from her
2) Keep in contact
3)Find yourself another girl who will respect you and love you. And just be happy without your ex partner. Nothing hurts more than to see what you had and lost and can't have anymore. It will be a long lasting revenge. A quality one!