REPLAY OF THE 2/24/12 EDITION OF THE "TONIGHT SHOW WITH SENOR BOOKER"?

[Señor Booker]

2/24/12 edition.

Welcome to the “Tonight Show with Senor Booker”.On tonight’s show Kevin Nash.Performance by Lilian Garcia.Here is your host SENOR BOOKERR!! *COMES OUT AND SHAKES HANDS WITH CROWD*

Thank you..We have a great show tonight we have the one and only Kevin Nash with us tonight. *CROWD APPLAUSES*We also have Lilian Garcia.

1)This past week on Raw,we opened up with Eve begging John Cena for forgiveness after Cena heard Eve say that she was going to use John Cena.Take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bc4ZZs8Ofg
It is all your fault Eve.Cena now lost a Broksi for a Hoeski.In other words the thing he is more mad about,he lost a Twitter follower. *CROWD LAUGHS*
I mean Eve got harsh words from Cena this week.Here’s what I mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i1MoP7U5HU
*CROWD IN AMAZEMENT* Wow,can you believe that?And to think Cena sang Eve happy birthday on a live event last year.What happened to being a star John Cena? *CROWD LAUGHS* I mean you’re telling us to be proud of who we are and to not change.Maybe Eve has been like this her whole life and is proud of who she is. *CROWD LAUGHS*

2)Before Eve even got out to the ring,she was talking with the Bellas and she didn’t have nice things to say about anyone.Take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVBqi4NcI...re=related
She said we all use each other.Yep.Just like she used me and this show so we can feel sympathetic toward her while she was lying to all of us. *CROWD BOOS*
Another thing,it’s just like all the WWE Divas use the WWE as a platform to advance their career outside of WWE. *CROWD LAUGHS AND APPLAUSES*

Guy who plays guitar:“Or just how Chyna used WWE and TNA for her adult film career?” *CROWD LAUGHS*

Let’s not go there.Haha,This is a family show,there are kids watching.Just like they watch WWE. Kids,ignore what he just said. *CROWD LAUGHS*

3)Another thing that happened on Raw this week was Undertaker calling out Triple H this week.After being called a coward and other things,Triple H accepted Undertaker’s challenge and HHH wanted HIAC,and he got it.Here’s what Triple H said backstage after his confrontation with Undertaker.Take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmQfxn3X0oE
Triple H mentioned the word “ends” a lot there.When I heard him say this I was just thinking of all the young careers he ended by burying other Superstars. *CROWD LAUGHS* He even ended Kevin Nash’s career. *CROWD LAUGHS* By the way does anyone want to know what Kevin Nash’s favorite video game is?Star Wars:Rogue sQUADron. *CROWD LAUGHS* It goes back to Nintendo 64 in the 90s,when Kevin Nash didn’t use Just For Men. *CROWD LAUGHS LOUDLY AND CONTINUES FOR A FEW SECONDS*

4)Last one,there have been reports on websites saying that WWE Superstars in the back are upset because The Rock is main eventing WM.Um why are we upset,it’s not his fault he’s a bigger draw than you guys in the back.Stop acting like babies.I don’t know who complains more:the guys in the back or the IWC? *CROWD LAUGHS*

Up next Kevin Nash joins us.

*BREAK*

Welcome back and tonight’s guest is “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash.HERE HE IS!!

Welcome to the show Kevin Nash.Big fan of yours.
Kevin Nash:Thanks for having me.

How are your quads doing? *CROWD LAUGHS*
Nash:I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a joke but I think these quads are good enough for me to put my boots to your a**. *CROWD AMAZED AND BOOS A BIT*

Ok,we’re starting off on the wrong quad here. *CROWD LAUGHS* Have you stopped using Just For Men now that you’re not on TV?
Nash:Pretty much.You know I wasn’t a big fan of Just For Men but I understand WWE’s perspective on it.The new fans have to think I’m younger than I really am.

Who do you think is going to win Taker-Triple H at WM?
Nash:You do know this sh*t is fake right?In a real fight,I’ve got Triple H but in the WWE,Triple H won’t let his ego get in the way so he’ll let Taker win.

Why would you say wrestling is fake?I mean kids believe it is real.
Nash:Listen I mean can we move on to a more relevant question?I mean *CROWD BOOS* if kids think it is real,too bad so sad.

What is your favorite video game?Is it Star Wars Rogue Squadron? *CROWD AMAZED*
Nash:No,I’m done here.Your show sucks,you suck,your guitar player sucks.Forget you. *CROWD BOOS AND ONE FAN THROWS WATER BOTTLE AT NASH’S QUAD* Real funny.Whoever that was,show your face.Exactly hide like a little girl.I’m outta here.

*UNEXPECTED BREAK*

Welcome back,we had security escort Kevin Nash out of the building.But then he beat them all up with a sledgehammer. *CROWD LAUGHS* I hope he didn’t blow his quad on the way out. *CROWD LAUGHS*
I guess Kevin Nash is a prick and self-righteous mean guy.I tried to have fun but apparently he doesn’t want to have a good conversation going.

Our next guest is a great singer and WWE announcer for Smackdown.LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,LILIAN GARCIA!! *CROWD CHEERS*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISYV7gaJvkA

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!

[Phantomday815]

Even though i think you have something against me, Pretty good show.

[skinnycreature619]

Gay. You have too much time on your hands.

[hollowMenace981]

Loser.

[Y2Z *The Real One*]

You remind me of Perez Hilton, a GAY blogger.