What is the most drunk you have ever been or seen?

[Justin]

So, #drunkestievergot is trending highly on twitter. Share the story(ies) of when you were most drunk, saw someone else, or both. Embarrassing, funny all welcome. And here you have more than 140 characters so use them!

[Michelle B]

after drinking 1.5 four lokos.... goooood times

[christyluvsjohn]

It was the 4th of july.we where in jax beach...there was construction and I saw a bull dozer.I got on it attempted to start it but could not.I started singing she thinks my tractors sexxyy lol...then I met a bum a black one I claimed him as my bf and took him bar hopping ofcourse I paid lol.then I had to pee so I peed my pants from laughing so hard.then my friends and I saw a guy being tazered my a cop from drunk fighting I tried to save him.but I didnt.I was thrown in the back of a police car.I was laying upside down in the back seat yelling let me out. Then I was released to my dd and I wound up pushing the cop.accidently took his badge lol I got home safely.and I woke up around 4pm I smelled like a bum who pissed there pants.I had a cop badge and was embarrassed cause my friends recorded most.and I had bruises from the cop holding my arm super tight.I wound up having to go to the police station returning the badge...

[Troll King ATL]

One time I peed on a cop's horse, another time I fell out of a chair i was sitting in and straight into a koi pond, then this other time I swear this happened but every one told me we were watching et when this happened, I walked outside to get some air, we were getting high at the time and laughing, I went outside to get some air, stumbled around into some wooded area, I swear I saw an alien screwing deer, then when i got closer the alien ate the deer and ran off, now the other day, i was in the back of a friends car, pulled the seats down, crawled into his trunk stripped down to my undies, we started drinking before going out to a bar and still partialy sober to where this seemed like a good idea and was drunk enough to fall over twice before disappearing, and when he stopped for gas I knocked on the trunk door, he opened it, he didn't know i was there, I popped out saying hes gonna rape me and ran off into the dark, funny thing is a cop was just walking out after getting some coffee and a donut and saw the whole thing