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10-12-2012, 08:03 AM
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Is any of this funny?
hi i'm 17 yrs old
just wondering... are any of these quotey things funny? "I read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in 2 seconds. It's only 7 words..." "More chickens in the World than Humans? Not many could have crossed the road then!" "Come Dine With Me. I 'ate that programme..." "My sister told me to "get a life". I told her to get Swiftcover." "QUACK QUACK QUACK trending on Twitter? What the 'duck'?!" "Weather forecaster just froze. Didn't think it'd be that cold tonight!" "Sainsbury's is doing an offer on cheese. How 'mature'..." ""It's me or the dog". 'Barking' mad that programme..." "Bus driver is in a bad mood. Was thinking of saying "keep your hair on" to him when I get off. Only thing is, he's bald headed..." "On a bus. Someone has an easyjet plane sticker on her bag. Never flown with them, but I've watched 'Airline'. I feel sorry for her..." "Why is it, in supermarket car parks, there always has to be one trolley left on it's own?" "On a bus coming back from college. Sweet wrappers everywhere. Clues to who the culprit(s) are include 2x OAP tickets..." "Take That fans have helped crash ticket websites have they? Maybe they should have had 'a little Patience'. Pun intended." "PC World just emailed me saying my order is 'on the road'. I hope it's not..." "Moonpig.com, funkypigeon.com... Blimey... whatever next?!" "Costa Coffee should consider a name change. I suggest 'Costafortune'. It'd seem more appropriate..." CHEERS! Ads |
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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Liked about half of these, very Tim Vine-esque.
Keep at it. Try performing them several times and see what different reactions you get. 17 is an excellent age to get into stand-up / comedy writing. Ads |
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get these? They are shocking. If you made them up, then sorry, but they are sooo bad.
Visit this link if you need help making jokes up. |
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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they are good but not funny. have you heard about the one about a man who was told to make up his mind and 5 minutes later hes got lipstick and mascara all over his forehead??
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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The first and last one are mildly amusing.
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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I read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in 2 seconds. It's only 7 words...
this one is really good 
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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Awful, truly awful.
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10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
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Not bad for a seventeen year old.
1, 2, 6 & 14 were really good. Some of the others were okay. Keep trying, you have potential. [I will be repeating the first one - it was the best !] |
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