How to access facebook via the microwave?!?

[Cicily]

I'm reeeally hungry so I don't want to go to my regular computer, because then I won't want to get up to get food. I need to access facebook on the microwave so I can fry up some vittles AND chat with friends on the same time! There has GOT to be a way!!!
Haha I'll ask it again if I darn well want to :-)

[Richard P.]

You asked this before. It's impossible. Don't ask it again.

[Edgeworth M]

You can't cause Facebook is dead

[Stuffed Rabbit]

Defrost a frozen browser and go from there.

[juliabear]

First you have to put your food in, then press 1 2 8 8 and it will bring you to google, then press the popcorn button to access facebook. Company's have it as that for a while for this very issue! Then when you get there you press 30:00 or how ever long you want to stay on facebook, then you press the amount of time it takes to cook your food, and press start. When the food is done you can take it out of the microwave. Your facebook will pause, but then all you have to do is close the microwave door and press start and you can continue until the timer times out!!

Ahahahah that was fun. Anyways yeaaah. Nice question

[no need to know.]

Step 1- Buy a new smartphone with wifi.
Step 2-Buy Duct Tape.
Step 3-Tape your phone to the microwave.

Tada!