How to hide a condom from your partener while having sex?

[Ronald822]

So my girlfriend and I want to have sex but. Since i have her facebook password. I read on a msg with some guy that they had sex and they are worried about she beign pregnat. The problem is that she doesnt know i know shes not a virgin anymore. So i told her that i will use a condom for protection but she started to tell me that she didnt had any infection that why would i want a condom and told me to forget everything that we talked about planing to have sex. And she keeps thinking i want to use the condom because of infections, i mean i want it so she wont get pregnat because im not ready to be a dad at age 18 (about to start college) so my question is. Is there a way i can put the condom on without her knowing and start having sex? And how could we have sex on her house (her room)without anyone in her house knowing that we are having sex at the time? How can i stop her moans or the sounds of sex? Like should we like turn the stereo on or what? Please help! ASAP
Thanks for your time answering my questions..

[Phantomfood976]

I wouldn't touch her p*ssy with a ten foot pole...(:

[Durdur]

My advice:
first off your not gonna sneak a condom, she will know... second, magic 8 ball says "outlook not so good" ... third stop trying to have sex at your age, a lot of young men and women ruin their life because they aren't ready for the responsibility of being a parent, last but not least, if you must do it, she will never know the difference if she's drunk enough... do her with a condom... or do her with a ferret... she won't know the difference.


Hope this helps.
and please don't forget to choose a best answer.

[Ryan]

This girl is messed up if she refuses to have sex with you because you want to use a condom, I would avoid her. However if you really must have sex with her then you must get her drunk, very drunk she won't be able to tell the difference. and you can stop her moans by not having sex with her, why would you not want her to moan?

[Golden]

Um. You need to dump her. I'm sorry. having sex with multiple partners can turn into Bacteria Vaginosis. Not a good sign! And if she doesn't get treated it could lead to aids.