I really like this girl, how do I get her to like me?!?

[Thomas]

I met this girl is my school on FaceBook recently, she seems nice and I know she's smart. Only problem is I'm not in ANY of her classes , which is bad ... But my close friend is friends with her and they talk in school which is good for me which means I can but into their conversations and just go 'hey' or something. But obviously my friend isn't going to be there for the whole of my life, so I need a way of talking to her? I mean it's not like I can just go up to her and go 'hey, how was your day?' Can I? Any advice would be very much appreciated and I will take all of it into account. Thank you .

[winning]

how to get a girlfriend (shortened to fit yahoo answers. author unknown)
1) put your foot down and be in control of yourself, don't let her manipulate you in any way. always be leading, women hate guys who can't lead
2) structure your body language and conversation so that they honestly don’t believe you want something from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
3) DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don’t show off. Don’t talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
4) Don’t ignore her friends. Give her friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing
5) To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don’t just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you…playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that “I can’t believe you just said that” look, do NOT back down, do not say “Oh I’m just kidding” or anything like that.
6) As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don’t take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That’s right…women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It’s crazy but that’s how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she’s saying as though she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.
7) She will start asking you lots of questions. find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this, or she will flake later. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you have in common. She needs to feel that this is genuine. throw in a few fake vulnerabilities, like pretending I’m shy or insecure about something. I know it’s fucked up but women need to see that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too perfect.
8) Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others. Yeah, I know.
9) Move her to different locations. Take responsibility for every escalation, A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn’t have to feel like it was “her fault.” Make it YOUR fault
10) Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in
11) BELIEVE YOUR OWN BS. Chicks do not look at your excuses and try to see if they are bs or not.
* One more thing…many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don’t listen to them, THEY DON’T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed .