I just passed my driving test and I want to state it on a funny facebook status?

[Youanna Rai]

Every motherfu gets about 100 likes on a status when they pass their driving test. I'm scared i'll get about 4. I want to make it funny but can't think of any good facebook status to go with it, any funny jokes about a maniac being allowed on the roads or whatever?

[Trae]

Hide yo kids, hid yo wife, cuz I'm runnin everybody over up in her!

[Beth]

Just passed my driving test... Only ran over five and a half cats. Im on the road to sucssess.

Or

Just passed my driving test.. Lock your doors and windows people and keep your children strictly house bound

[Bored Goblin]

"Driving test is not that bad"

Speaking seriously, why are scared. What will happen if you get just 4 likes?

[Model Pilot]

Facebook is not a "life scoreboard" based on the number of likes...you will "discover" that one day. So having pontificated on that point, feel free to use any or all of this, I've already violated its copyright...

"Over the river and through the woods,
with my new driver license I go.
A car's not a sleigh, I don't know the way,
to any friend's house I'd like to go...
Over the river and through the woods,
with my new driver license I go,
It makes bills I need to pay,
repairs will ruin my day,
the odds are I will not drive slow."