How do I get a girlfriend this year at school when everybody hates me and I know virtually no girls?

[YANKEES ARE CHAMPIONS 2009]

My goal=lose my virginity and get my first girlfriend this year.

I dont know any girls particularly well. Most people hate me. I'm a psychopath pretty much with severe anger problems but this is my last chance. I also only want a girl from my school.

On a scale of 1-10 how fucked am I?

[Jones W]

10.

Loosen up, be proactive in group discussions, pretend you don't get shit when the girls do, and make sure you understand the subject when they don't. That way you are conversing all the time and people notice you. Also please for the love of god don't wear hot topic. Wear your own shit, it can even come from thrift stores, hot topic sets bad impressions unless you develop a multi-community friendship as there are such small populations that would actually talk to you as a weirdo. Also make sure you sound confident but make sure you can make people laugh without embarrasing yourself.

[nekkidlarry]

you are normal. hire an escort to show off and she will also teach you how to screw right and maybe make her vagina squirt

[Skylar]

Not to be mean but your about a 10. I'm gonna recommend you make use of the 'date rape drug', roofies, to assist you. Another option would be a sudden blow to the head.



but really, your ******.

[Stuart]

you're goal is to lose your virginity. look for the shallow ones, with the same goal. try myspace, tons of whores there.

[Tabbyy <3]

Why do you want to lose your virginity this year?
Why not just focus on making some girls who are just friends and try to control your anger?
These things all happen within time
Soon, you'll probably end up with a girlfriend if you just be patient about it
But remember it's not bad being single
You can check out whoever you want

[my sword my tade!]

your no messt up that right there well keep you from getting a girl. girls like confidence. dont tell girls your a psychopath that sign you have no feelings. that's the worst thing you could be to a girl. your not messt up at all im sure people at you school like you. just dont represent your self like this!

romance girls they give in. create an environment.

The Science of Romance: Why We Flirt
By Belinda Luscombe Thursday, Jan. 17, 2008
Open Body Position
Open Body Position: This come-and-get-me stance suggests the man is neither about to flee nor fight
Laura Kleinhenz for TIME
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Contrary to widespread belief, only two very specific types of people flirt: those who are single and those who are married. Single people flirt because, well, they're single and therefore nobody is really contractually obliged to talk to them, sleep with them or scratch that difficult-to-reach part of the back. But married people, they're a tougher puzzle. They've found themselves a suitable--maybe even superior--mate, had a bit of productive fun with the old gametes and ensured that at least some of their genes are carried into the next generation. They've done their duty, evolutionarily speaking. Their genome will survive. Yay them. So for Pete's sake, why do they persist with the game?
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And before you claim, whether single or married, that you never flirt, bear in mind that it's not just talk we're dealing with here. It's gestures, stance, eye movement. Notice how you lean forward to the person you're talking to and tip up your heels? Notice the quick little eyebrow raise you make, the sidelong glance coupled with the weak smile you give, the slightly sustained gaze you offer? If you're a woman, do you feel your head tilting to the side a bit, exposing either your soft, sensuous neck or, looking at it another way, your jugular? If you're a guy, are you keeping your body in an open, come-on-attack-me position, arms positioned to draw the eye to your impressive lower abdomen?

Scientists call all these little acts "contact-readiness" cues, because they indicate, nonverbally, that you're prepared for physical engagement. (More general body language is known as "nonverbal leakage." Deep in their souls, all scientists are poets.) These cues are a crucial part of what's known in human-ethology circles as the "heterosexual relationship initiation process" and elsewhere, often on the selfsame college campuses, as "coming on to someone." In primal terms, they're physical signals that you don't intend to dominate, nor do you intend to flee--both useful messages potential mates need to send before they can proceed to that awkward talking phase. They're the opening line, so to speak, for the opening line.

One of the reasons we flirt in this way is that we can't help it. We're programmed to do it, whether by biology or culture. The biology part has been investigated by any number of researchers. Ethologist Irenaus Eibl Eibesfeldt, then of the Max Planck Institute in Germany, filmed African tribes in the 1960s and found that the women there did the exact same prolonged stare followed by a head tilt away with a little smile that he saw in America. (The technical name for the head movement is a "cant." Except in this case it's more like "can.")

Evolutionary biologists would suggest that those individuals who executed flirting maneuvers most adeptly were more successful in swiftly finding a mate and reproducing and that the behavior therefore became widespread in all humans. "A lot of people feel flirting is part of the universal language of how we communicate, especially nonverbally," says Jeffry Simpson, director of the social psychology program at the University of Minnesota.

Simpson is currently studying the roles that attraction and flirting play during different times of a woman's ovulation cycle. His research suggests that women who are ovulating are more attracted to flirty men. "The guys they find appealing tend to have characteristics that are attractive in the short term, which include some flirtatious behaviors," he says. He's not sure why women behave this way, but it follows that men who bed ovulating women have a greater chance of procreating and passing on those flirty genes, which means those babies will have more babies, and so on. Of course, none of this is a conscious choice,

[Jared]

1: you need to lose that attitude about getting laid. girls dont like that.
#2: just learn to release your anger out on something other than people.
#3: i'm shy so i have trouble talking to girls, too. so just walk up to or sit next to them and start a pleasant conversation. ask her about herself. dont cuss or talk dirty, girls hate that.
#4: be yourself dont pretend to be something your not.
#5: never lie to them.
#6: smile at them when they talk to you.

for the people that hate you: just apologize for things you may or may not have done.
be kind, curtious, and gentle.

and remember! DON'T TALK ABOUT SEX AND DON'T EXPECT TO GET LAID!!!!!!!

[ashley]

start by not being so desperate, and relaxing. girls like confidence, it's manly, soooo you can't expect a girl to be with you, if you wouldn't be withyourseld if you were a girl.

oh and don't rush to loose the vcard, it sucks the first time anyways.