What social group am I part of?

[Patrick]

I'm not a nerd, a hick, a ghetto, an artsy guy, a yuppie, a skinhead, a queer, an emo, a goth, or anything.

My style is mostly 1950s retro, I like wearing Brylcreem in my hair and ties, I also wear polo shirts or golf shirts and jeans and tennis shoes. I never sag my pants, I'm always well groomed, cleanly-shaven, with white and clean teeth.

For music, I listen to a lot of '50s and '60s (Elvis, Beach Boys, Beatles) and '70s and '80s (Elton John, BeeGees) and not a lot of music newer than that. I hate most hip-hop. And I can't stand screamo or metal or any other crap.

I'm quite the gentleman too. And I don't use any social media besides Facebook which I rarely use.

So how would I be classified? Where would I be on the social spectrum? I haven't ever known anyone that has been able to categorize me. Am I a group of my own?