Can anyone help me understand (French)?

[AJW]

I have to answer questions about these videos but I can barely understand them. Can anyone who speaks French and English help me understand what he is saying? It can be a simple summary. It will be greatly appreciated and thank you in advance.

http://normanfaitdesvideos.com/2011/11/1...e-postale/
http://normanfaitdesvideos.com/2011/04/03/la-virilite/

[Ruthy Stiles]

omg is this for school?! this is such a cool assignment lol okay so

the first one is basically a vlog saying how in 2011 we didn't really send letters anymore, we just use facebook, twitter, texting, call on the phone etc and he basically says "it's just become a really bizarre idea to actually write a letter with a pen and paper." and then he complains about how it costs money to buy a stamp, and then he says "maladies" like over and over again while licking the stamp, like it has germs and stuff and it's not clean/sanitary to go around licking stamps etc. and then once you put the letter in the little slot thingy you're like paranoid that the letter has gone down the chute properly etc etc.
and omg he said "what is the fuck" and i just died if this is for school i'm so jealous of your awesome french class lol.