FaCeBoOk StAtUs IdEaS!?

[Jamie Robbins]

okay yall! I need some really awesome facebook status ideas. please list the status like this:
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kinda like that structure, in a bulleted list, and next to the dot, should be each status the statuses can be about happiness, inspiration, staying strong, breakups, change, and funny. NO RUDE COMMENTS OR VULGAR STATUS IDEAS! immature comments will be deleted! thank yall!! <3
wow. cant yall just answer the freakin question without being immature?.. smh. !

[flash]

Can't you just post about things that are happening in your life? I'm sure most of your friends would thank you for it.

[Sean]

Try looking up "Jack Handy" on google and read some of his quotes. They're often quite witty and humerus.

[iloveyou]

How about the lyrics to a meaningful song?!
If you want quotes just search google for inspirational quotes, etc. and you will find tons of stuff

[Hannah]

*Dont think of it as nobody has a crush on you. Think of it as the people who do have a crush on you, are just too afraid to say anything.

*No guy is worth your tears.

*The rental car im riding in smells good.