Why do liberals check their facebook 10+ times per day ?

[Fan of Calvin Coolidge]

Most Conservatives I know have facebook but, only check it once every few days. Every liberal I know has it and checks it every chance they get... Its liked their addicted.
To cj : Its been proven over and over that Conservatives are far more politically informed, make more money, have higher morals and live overall better lives...

[Bluberry Kisses <3]

because liberals are strange people....forreal they are

[John Z Wetmore]

Gosh, I thought I was a liberal, but since I only check my Facebook a couple of times a week I must be a closet conservative. Who knew.

[CJ]

Liberals are more technologically advanced. Conservatives try to log in 10 times a day but forget how to and get confused and give up. It takes them a few days to get in.

[Bret]

Well, perhaps I could just make up some smack about conservatives like this question has made up supposed "facts" about Liberals. I could also capitalize one and not the other in some grade school attempt to say one is better than the other.

But, I'll take the high ground here and say that the "proven" information is pure conjecture and has absolutely no basis in fact. When I read the word "proven" here, I think of Rush. He keeps saying that his supposed facts are "proven to be correct." Unfortunately, it is him that is "proving" his statements to be correct. If it were a reliable, honest source, it would mean that he is close to being a god.

Sadly, too many people think his statement are true. That is indeed sad that they are so easily lied to.

Additional: I loved CJ's tongue-in-cheek answer, hilarious. The difference is that CJ was attempting to be funny, not just saying something that is not accurate in order to persuade people to his cause. Included in that is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the IQ of the cons. I believe that number he gave is way higher than the real number.